Get it? Like Unbreakable, but made of Bricks? Not Le-o, because I’m not trying to get a cease and desist)
By popular demand (and I mean, literally in the true literal sense of the word demand) I’m continuing the Unbrickable Collection. Mostly I’d prefer to sell them at shows, but FOR A LIMITED TIME each of these one of a kind creations (based on Kelli Dunham comedy since when nonbinary dinosaurs roamed the earth) are available now, postage paid (to US destinations, for other places, let’s talk) for a 15 dollar or more donation to Side Effects May Include Liberation.
In other words, every cent these Unbrickable guys raise provides medical self-advocacy trainings and one on one support, as well as storytelling/creative writing health workshops for isolated queer and trans folks of all ages.
Anyway, I’m not setting up a whole storefront, because I’m not trying to give Shopify or anyone else anything from these donations. Instead, make note of which of the Unbrickable Items you’d like to order, any customizations you need (all are available as a stand up, a magnet, or a keychain) , hit up this page, for payment. Oh and I’ve got some that are perfect as gifts, so if you want me to write a sweet note (and even to reach out to your friend for their mailing address) let me know. Text me at 215.964.1963 if you have questions.
GENDER REVEAL PARTY POOPER-because someone really needs to poop those parties.
QUEER STORIES SAVE QUEER LIVES–This one even comes with a tiny bookshelf (shown)
JESUS WAS NO SISSY. From Kelli’s Fringe show, art by Stacy Bias. One of a kind. And we mean seriously one of a kind, we only made one so far.
THIS IS PEE. If you know, you know. From Kelli’s disastrous mid-2010s closer.
THE PROBLEM IS WITH THE PROBABLY– again related to Kelli’s closer. Want both “this is pee” and “problem with the probably?” Make an offer. Maybe we’ll even throw in some chux!
YOU’VE NEVER SEEN A LIVING BREATHING GENDER REVEAL PARTY?–also available with a less uptight outfit.
HAPPY T DAY! See the tiny syringe? I can make something that looks more like the gel applicator, on request. Also available “Happy E Day” and “E/T Day is Coming”
CISHET NONSENSE-self explanatory
SIR/MA’AM “Press 1 if you’d like to panic about my gender”
KEEP CALM AND WORRY ABOUT YOUR OWN GENDER. Never bad advice!
FUELED BY COFFEE AND QUEER RAGE (Also available “Fueled by kombucha and queer rage”)
CAT NERD (How long do you want to talk about your cat? Yes. Exactly. Same)
CAT QUEER FOR LIFE (is the Venn diagram of cat queer and cat nerd too overlapping to bother with two different Unbrickables? Anyway. Just in case)
IF YOU LOOK LIKE ME, NEVER GO WHITEWATER RAFTING WHEN THERE IS A CUB SCOUT JAMBOREE HAPPENING! This is good advice, and the story will make you feel better about YOUR life. This Unbrickable is kind of a set-piece collectible, as it was used to film the stop motion version!
IT’S OKAY TO LAUGH AT THE FUNNY PARTS. The laughing bear here really cracks me up, personally. Do bears really laugh a lot in real life? And is that before or after they eat you?
NO SURFING IN HELL WITH NUN
SISTERHOOD OF THE TRAVELING TRAUMA– also self-explanatory, right? Although would it be funnier (and more meta) if nun Kelli was holding a basketball?
SISTER MARY SCISSORHANDS -IYKYK. Also, includes an actual pair of lego scissors!
I’M CHOOSING HOPE. Because at this point it’s a stubborn gritty choice!
POLYAMOROUS-BIG HEARTED. TBH I tried to figure out a way to make a tiny lego calendar to go with this. Because we all know that the challenge of polyamory is not jealousy, but rather scheduling.
MANIFEST THIS– artwork again by Stacy Bias. I wrote this show (about the ridiculousness of manifestation culture) and performed it exactly three times. People didn’t know if it was a parody or not. I manifested confusion. That was a few years ago, have the times caught up? Should I bring this show out of the proverbial mothballs?
TRANSPHOBIC SECURITY ADMINISTRATION– I had a tee shirt made with this logo (through my tee public shop) and wore it to the NYC Dyke March. I was the subject of an impromptu intervention and had to explain “no, I don’t work for TSA, I’m making fun of TSA’s transphobia.” I also got a cease and desist from TSA. So in an effort to not have EVERYONE mad at me, I don’t make any merch with this image anymore. So I guess it’s technically a collector’s item. PS Did you know I wrote a parody of a John Denver song about going through TSA as a trans person? Neither does anyone else. It took me months to write and record and I even bought a cowboy hat. And like five people have watched it. Would you like to be the 6th?
IF LIFE GIVES YOU LEMONS, DO WHAT YOU WANT WITH THEM. I’M NOT THE KIND OF PERSON WHO HAS AN OPINION ABOUT WHAT OTHER PEOPLE SHOULD DO WITH THEIR UNWANTED FRUIT.
INTROVERT PRIDE. PLEASE DON’T MAKE ME LEAD THE PARADE.
