The Unbrickable Collection

Get it? Like Unbreakable, but made of Bricks? Not Le-o, because I’m not trying to get a cease and desist)

By popular demand (and I mean, literally in the true literal sense of the word demand) I’m doing a one-time only mail order opportunity for the Unbrickable Collection. Each of these one of a kind lego creations (based on Kelli Dunham comedy since when nonbinary dinosaurs roamed the earth) are available now, postage paid (to US destinations, for other places, let’s talk) for a 15 dollar or more donation to Queer Memoir 2025 which is a series of free virtual storytelling/creative writing workshops for isolated queer and trans folks of all ages.

You can refer folks (including yourself!) to these workshops, they fill up as soon as I open them, and they are squeezing my little nonbinary heart to pieces, I’ll tell you!

Anyway, I’m not setting up a whole storefront, because I’m not trying to give Shopify or anyone else anything from these donations. Instead, make note of which of the Unbrickable Items you’d like to order, any customizations you need (all are available as a stand up, a magnet, or a keychain) , hit up this page, for payment. Oh and I’ve got some that are perfect as gifts, so if you want me to write a sweet note (and even to reach out to your friend for their mailing address) let me know.

IF YOU KNOW YOU KNOW TYPE UNBRICKABLES–MOSTLY FROM KELLI’S COMEDY

Jesus was no sissy. From Kelli’s Fringe show, art by Stacy Bias. One of a kind. And we mean seriously one of a kind, we only made one so far.

THIS IS PEE. If you know, you know. From Kelli’s disasterous mid 2010s closer.

THE PROBLEM IS WITH THE PROBABLY– again related to Kelli’s closer. Want both “this is pee” and “problem with the probably?” Make an offer

problem with the probably plus lego minifigure

QUEER STORIES SAVE QUEER LIVES–This one even comes with a tiny bookshelf (shown)

GENDER REVEAL PARTY POOPER-because someone really needs to poop those parties.

lego person plus text gender reveal party pooper

YOU’VE NEVER SEEN A LIVING BREATHING GENDER REVEAL PARTY?–also available with a less uptight outfit.

you've never seen a living breathing gender reveal party

CISHET NONSENSE-self explanatory

two lego minigfigs white water rafting
its okay to laugh at the funny parts

SISTERHOOD OF THE TRAVELING TRAUMA– also self explanatory, right? Although would it be funnier (and more meta) if nun Kelli was holding a basketball?

i choose hope
polyamorous lego person
manifest this
transphobic security
introvert pride
power tools

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